Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-09-10 06:00 am

A Rare Find by Joanna Lowell

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A Rare Find

by Joanna Lowell
June 10, 2025 · Berkley
LGBTQIARegencyRomance

This guest review comes from Lisa! A longtime romance aficionado and frequent commenter to SBTB, Lisa is a queer Latine critic with a sharp tongue and lots of opinions. She frequently reviews at All About Romance and Women Write About Comics, where she’s on staff, and you can catch her at _@‌thatbouviergirl on Twitter. There, she shares good reviews, bracing industry opinions and thoughtful commentary when she’s not on her grind looking for the next good freelance job.

Joanna Lowell has thoroughly won me over with her fun, warmhearted historicals; A Rare Find continues her adventuresome, spirited tradition, sending her two protagonists through a long journey to find a missing artifact – and perhaps true love, even though they can’t stand one another — at least at first.

Elfreda “Elf” Marsden is an archeologist with an influential father who chooses to mainly ignore her but uses her archeological breakthroughs to advance his reputation. Her dream of unearthing new facts about the Northmen who once roamed Derbyshire seems to be coming true. She plans to prove that the Great Heathen Army camped on her family’s tumbled down estate, and is thrilled to finally discover an amulet that ought to date back to that time period right there in her ancestral mud. Finally, she’ll be able to lead her own dig and prove that her notions about ancient civilizations aren’t foolish and form an identity of her own apart from her dad. She’ll be a Fellow of the Albion Society just like him.

And then her childhood enemy Georgie tries to drown her in the bog she’d been digging about in.

Georgina “Georgie” Redmayne wasn’t actually trying to drown Elf – they thought she was another friend of hers, and merely hoped to dunk Elf under water. But this misunderstanding is cardinal of the rivalry the two of them have had since childhood, when they were neighbors. Georgie had since moved away, but they’ve left London to escape a monumental scandal involving a broken engagement, a reticule crash and a duel. If only the ton knew that they also performed as a man onstage in various theatrical roles to boot. They are bored stiff by country living and would do anything to hie away somewhere lively and modern.

When Georgie dunks Elf, Elfreda loses her grip on the amulet and it tumbles into the bog. Now she needs further evidence of her theory. She realizes that finding a clutch of Viking gold might be her key to proving herself. She offers Georgie a deal: help her search up some gold and she’ll give them the funds they need to get out of Derbyshire. But nothing is as simple as they think it will be, and lust, esteem and attraction soon intervene. Can Georgie settle down? Does Elf want more than to finally make it in the archeology world?

A Shore Thing
A | BN | K | AB
What a delightful romp. This is a little lighter in spirit than A Shore Thing ( A | BN | K | AB ), but carries a sense of effervescent humor to it that’s shared throughout all of Lowell’s work. I loved the slow burn build for the romance between these two, and I loved the peek into Regency-era archeological and theatrical mores.

Georgie is so roguish and zesty: teasing, sensual, but also filled with purpose and self-confidence. They have lived a life far outside of the strictures of the world they and Elf grew up in, but their home is with the serious, determined Elfreda all the same.

Elf has been so wrapped up in her work that she’s barely gotten to live a life for herself. Georgie lifts that lid for her, introduces her to pleasure, shows her the unconditional love others have for her, and makes her reach beyond trying to please her father and living to gain his approval. It’s a coming of age tale for Elf, and one that sees her form a world beyond anything she imagined. Through Elf, the world of archeology in the Regency era is explored, something I greatly enjoyed as I had no prior knowledge as to how that research was conducted back in the day.

The romance is so utterly breathtaking – classic enemies to lovers tropage, but also the deep affinity and support these two find in one another over time is simply delightful. It’s filled with passion and spice, and the sexual combustibility between them is undeniable. When they finally actually kiss — and do more than kiss — I was genuinely moved. They grow together in such a completely wonderful, special way.

All of the supporting characters are great, even Elf’s sometimes nightmarish father. Her sister is a delight, and so are the great garden of friends the two of them share. Even the Marsden family estate – with its collapsing ceilings and its moldering character – adds a fresh spirit to the book.

Joanna Lowell’s novels are like little summer vacations for me, so I’m proud to state I was transported away by this one. A Rare Find gets the highest marks for its solid history, beautiful romance, fun plot and great peek into the professional worlds of its characters. As the summer comes to a conclusion, it’s a great novel to kiss those hazy, lazy days goodbye.

NOTE: in a period-appropriate fashion, Georgie goes by they/them pronouns in close company but she/her pronouns in public; I’ve used they/them pronouns in this review to describe them because, as Lowell observed, they would use them were they living in the modern world, and it’s clearly the character’s preferred pronouns. As underlined by the author note, the book includes misgendering and misogyny from other characters.

 

Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-09-09 03:30 pm

Aliens, Cat Sebastian, & More

Posted by Amanda

The Comeback

The Comeback by Lily Chu  is $1.99! Thank you to everyone who let us know about this sale. If you’re like me and eager for any k-pop romances after watching K-Pop Demon Hunters, this might scratch that itch. (Also, where are all the k-pop romances?!)

Who is Ariadne Hui?

• Laser-focused lawyer diligently climbing the corporate ladder
• The “perfect” daughter living out her father’s dream
• Shocking love interest of South Korea’s hottest star

Ariadne Hui thrives on routine. So what if everything in her life is planned down to the minute: That’s the way she likes it. If she’s going to make partner in Toronto’s most prestigious law firm, she needs to stay focused at all times.

But when she comes home after yet another soul-sucking day to find an unfamiliar, gorgeous man camped out in her living room, focus is the last thing on her mind. Especially when her roommate explains this is Choi Jihoon, her cousin freshly arrived from Seoul to mend a broken heart. He just needs a few weeks to rest and heal; Ari will barely even know he’s there. (Yeah, right.)

Jihoon is kindness and chaos personified, and it isn’t long before she’s falling, hard. But when one wrong step leads to a world-shaking truth, Ari finds herself thrust onto the world stage: not as the competent, steely lawyer she’s fought so hard to become, but as the mystery woman on the arm of a man the entire world claims to know. Now with her heart, her future, and her sense of self on the line, Ari will have to cut through all the pretty lies to find the truth of her relationship…and discover the Ariadne Hui she’s finally ready to be.

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I Think I’m in Love with an Alien

I Think I’m in Love with an Alien by Ann Aguirre is $2.99! This came out over the summer. Aguirre’s alien romances have been well-received on the site. Did any of you pick this new release up?

Galaxy Quest meets Roswell in this quirky sci-fi rom-com from New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Ann Aguirre.

He’s stranded. He’s desperate. He’s not looking for love.

Alien Tamzir Jaarn, a.k.a. Seeker, is paying the price for risking an illicit holiday on an interdicted planet. His ride off-world never showed, and he’s been stranded on Earth for nearly a year. His gear is breaking down, food is becoming a problem, and if his camouflage unit fritzes, he’ll wind up in a government lab.

But he’s met some cool humans online, and they’ve invited him to the biggest space-themed convention around. Why not make memories with them while he figures out how to get home?

Space Con or bust!

She’s nerdy. She’s flirty. She’s ready for romance.

Jennette Hammond is an endearing weirdo, voted most likely to bang an alien in high school. Her house is full of gray man collectibles, adorable tentacle monsters, and yes, in college, she volunteered for a SETI-type program. Not that she’s ever had any close encounters of the sexy, alien kind. Heck, she’s never even been able to convince anyone to attend Space Con.

But that’s about to change. Finally, she has online friends who have agreed to go, and it will be a romp to remember—and she’ll finally put a face to the name of her longtime crush, Seeker.

When alien meets adorkable, they’re destined for an out-of-this-world affair…

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Someone to Cherish

Someone to Cherish by Mary Balogh is $1.99! This is book eight in The Westcott series. Both Elyse and Claudia mentioned this on Hide Your Wallet and Claudia especially was eager to finally get Harry’s book. If you read it, did it live up to your expectations?

Is love worth the loss of one’s freedom and independence? This is what Mrs. Tavernor must decide in the new novel in the Westcott series from New York Times bestselling author Mary Balogh.

When Harry Westcott lost the title Earl of Riverdale after the discovery of his father’s bigamy, he shipped off to fight in the Napoleonic Wars, where he was near-fatally wounded. After a harrowing recovery, the once cheery, light-hearted boy has become a reclusive, somber man. Though Harry insists he enjoys the solitude, he does wonder sometimes if he is lonely.

Lydia Tavernor, recently widowed, dreams of taking a lover. Her marriage to Reverend Isaiah Tavernor was one of service and obedience, and she has secretly enjoyed her freedom since his death. She doesn’t want to shackle herself to another man in marriage, but sometimes, she wonders if she is lonely.

Both are unwilling to face the truth until they find themselves alone together one night, and Lydia surprises even herself with a simple question: “Are you ever lonely?” Harry’s answer leads them down a path neither could ever have imagined…

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You Should Be So Lucky

RECOMMENDED: You Should Be So Lucky by Cat Sebastian is $1.99! Lara reviewed it and gave it a B:

I’m in an unusual position here. Usually, Cat Sebastian novels are endlessly charming and they have caused many a Bad Decisions Book Club over the years. This one didn’t quite hit that same high for me, but I did still enjoy it.

An emotional, slow-burn, grumpy/sunshine, queer mid-century romance about grief and found family, between the new star shortstop stuck in a batting slump and the reporter assigned to (reluctantly) cover his first season—set in the same universe as We Could Be So Good.

The 1960 baseball season is shaping up to be the worst year of Eddie O’Leary’s life. He can’t manage to hit the ball, his new teammates hate him, he’s living out of a suitcase, and he’s homesick. When the team’s owner orders him to give a bunch of interviews to some snobby reporter, he’s ready to call it quits. He can barely manage to behave himself for the length of a game, let alone an entire season. But he’s already on thin ice, so he has no choice but to agree.

Mark Bailey is not a sports reporter. He writes for the arts page, and these days he’s barely even managing to do that much. He’s had a rough year and just wants to be left alone in his too-empty apartment, mourning a partner he’d never been able to be public about. The last thing he needs is to spend a season writing about New York’s obnoxious new shortstop in a stunt to get the struggling newspaper more readers.

Isolated together within the crush of an anonymous city, these two lonely souls orbit each other as they slowly give in to the inevitable gravity of their attraction. But Mark has vowed that he’ll never be someone’s secret ever again, and Eddie can’t be out as a professional athlete. It’s just them against the world, and they’ll both have to decide if that’s enough.

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Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-09-09 02:00 pm

HaBO: She Reads Erotica on Cam

Posted by Amanda

This HaBO is from Sarah from our podcast patreon discord:

I’m looking for an erotica novella I read circa 2020/2021. It was probably a Kindle Unlimited title, although I can’t find it on my KU history. Age gap I think.

The heroine was a cam girl who rented a room in hero’s home. She dressed in lingerie and read erotica on cam. The hero was supportive of her desire to do this kind of work, but she had parental-type family who were very opposed.

Author is not Jessa Kane.

Let’s HaBO!

Cake Wrecks ([syndicated profile] cakewrecks_feed) wrote2025-09-09 01:00 pm

Birch, Please.

Posted by Jen

Me: AAAUUGH! BWAHAHAAA!

John: What? [seeing cake] What IS that?

Me: [laughing]

John: Is it a cow? Buried face down?

Me: [still laughing]

John: Wait, no, I think it's a tree. A birch tree.

Me: [shrill cackling punctuated by honking, bugle-like snorts]

John: Is there a two-liter in that thing? Seriously, look; I think there's a soda bottle in there! Jen?

Me: [wiping eyes] Oh, so you're saying it's all bark and no bite?

John: Ug, that's terrible. We need some good puns.

Me: Hey, if you don't like my puns, you can make like a tree, and GET OUT OF HERE.

John: That's it. No more Back to the Future marathons for you.

Me: Awww. You are my density, baby.

 

Thanks to Amanda C. for proving there's nothing shady at all about a tree stump with two limbs.

Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-09-09 08:00 am

Hide Your Wallet: September 9th Release Week

Posted by Amanda

Happy Tuesday!

A petite release week for SBTB HQ. It’s mostly contemporary romances, plus a little horror to help kick off the fall season.

Which releases are you excited for this week? Let us know in the comments!

The Honeycrisp Orchard Inn

The Honeycrisp Orchard Inn by Valerie Bowman

Author: Valerie Bowman
Released: September 9, 2025 by Avon
Genre: ,
Series: Honeycrisp Orchard Romance #1

For fans of the Lovelight series and The Pumpkin Spice Café, this cozy and sexy romance follows a young event planner who returns to her family’s inn on an apple orchard to help run their Harvest Festival—only to find herself butting heads with the handsome son of the apple orchard’s owners. 

Ellie Lawson’s city life was treating her just fine until a sour turn of events knocks her out in one fell swoop. Dumped by her boyfriend and fired from her event planning job, she is left with no choice but to return to her parents’ idyllic inn, nestled within a picturesque Honeycrisp orchard on Long Island. Anticipating a quiet hiatus in the attic apartment, she is instead met with Aiden, the stubborn, attractive son of the orchard owner who is currently occupying her planned refuge.

Forced together by circumstance, they find themselves not only roommates but also coworkers, when they’re put in charge by their parents of the orchard’s vital Harvest Festival, a lifeline for both the struggling orchard and the inn. Amidst the enchanting disorder of small-town life, Ellie and Aiden grapple with their conflicting values, burgeoning feelings, and an electrifying tension.

As Ellie discovers the unexpected charm of the life she left behind and Aiden learns there’s much more to Ellie than he’d first assumed, one fact the future of the orchard and the inn depends on their unlikely collaboration.

Embark on a captivating journey of rediscovery, love, and the irreplaceable magic of small-town life.

Valerie Bowman is starting a new cozy, contemporary series. We just discussed this on the podcast

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People Watching

People Watching by Hannah Bonam-Young

Author: Hannah Bonam-Young
Released: September 9, 2025 by Dell
Genre: ,

In this sexy and emotional romance from the acclaimed author of Out of the Woods and Out on a Limb, a small-town woman’s journey to spread her wings intertwines with the arrival of an adventurous newcomer who brings out the best in her.

Prudence Welch has found solace in her introverted life in Baysville, a charming tourist town in Northern Ontario. Despite once dreaming of a life beyond its borders, she now finds contentment in her working at her father’s gas station, writing poetry, and caring for her mother, who was diagnosed with Early Onset Alzheimer’s shortly after Prue’s nineteenth birthday. But as her mother’s condition worsens and her father’s concerns about her future intensify, Prue feels her world slipping further out of control.

Enter Milo Kablukov, an enigmatic wanderer whose beat-up van covered with ill-advised bumper stickers rolls into town just when Prue needs a change. It’s all too easy to let go with him, and Prue can’t help but strike up an unlikely friendship with Milo, which leads to a wild and sexy agreement between them.

Milo, a man of many adventures and countless stories, is not one to settle down. However, his brother’s urgent need for help has brought him to Baysville, and now the intriguing Prue has given him more reason to stay. Especially once they start spending more time together, their chemistry intensifying, and casual-sex lessons start at Prue’s request.

But as their temporary arrangement blossoms into something deeper, Prue and Milo discover that getting out of their comfort zones is one thing . . . taking that leap together is something else entirely.

Hannah Bonum-Young has a new standalone. Are any of you picking this one up?

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Pitcher Perfect

Pitcher Perfect by Tessa Bailey

Author: Tessa Bailey
Released: September 9, 2025 by Avon
Genre: ,
Series: Big Shots #4

#1 New York Times bestselling author Tessa Bailey is back with an all-new enemies-to-lovers, fake-dating sports romance about a playboy hockey rookie and the disciplined softball pitcher completely immune to his charms.

Boston Bearcats rookie Robbie Corrigan is living the dream. He’s made it to the NHL, his best friend/teammate and fellow “orgasm donor” is his roomie—and the women of Boston love them both. Life is sweet. That is, until he meets Skylar Paige, division 1 softball pitcher, girl least likely to take anyone’s bull…and the one member of the opposite sex immune to his charms. Robbie might be dazzled by the badass pitcher, but Skylar pegs him as a filthy player and wants nothing to do with him.

When he discovers she’s carrying a serious torch for her brother’s best friend, Robbie knows he should just go back to clubbing and whipped cream bikini parties, but he can’t seem to leave Skylar to flounder on her romantic quest to land another man. Nor can he miss out on the opportunity to spend time with her and hopefully redeem himself. Before Robbie knows it, he’s agreed to be Skylar’s fake boyfriend/love coach at an upcoming family wilderness competition where her crush will be in attendance. What could go wrong?

Through a series of contests that require them to trust each other, Robbie and Skylar grow closer and closer until their fake relationship starts to feel like the realest thing they’ve ever known and the sizzling lessons in sensuality burn out of control.

But it’s all just pretend…right?

Tessa Bailey’s latest installment in her Big Shots series.

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Play Nice

Play Nice by Rachel Harrison

Author: Rachel Harrison
Released: September 9, 2025 by Berkley
Genre:

A woman must confront the demons of her past when she attempts to fix up her childhood home in this devilishly clever take on the haunted house novel from the USA Today bestselling author of Black Sheep and So Thirsty.

Clio Louise Barnes leads a picture-perfect life as a stylist and influencer, but beneath the glossy veneer she harbors a not-so glamorous she grew up in a haunted house. Well, not haunted. Possessed. After Clio’s parents’ messy divorce, her mother, Alex, moved Clio and her sisters into a house occupied by a demon. Or so Alex claimed. That’s not what Clio’s sisters remember or what the courts determined when they stripped her of custody after she went off the deep end. But Alex was insistent; she even wrote a book about her experience in the house.

After Alex’s sudden death, the supposedly possessed house passes to Clio and her sisters. Where her sisters see childhood trauma, Clio sees an opportunity for house flipping content. Only, as the home makeover process begins, Clio discovers there might be some truth to her mother’s claims. As memories resurface and Clio finally reads her mother’s book, a sinister presence in the house manifests, revealing ugly truths that threaten to shake Clio’s beautiful life to its very foundation.

Amanda: Harrion’s playful horror releases are auto-adds to my TBR pile.

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Tapout

Tapout by Nicole Disney

Author: Nicole Disney
Released: September 9, 2025 by Bold Strokes Books
Genre: , ,

Every fight has stakes, and the hardest jabs are the ones you don’t see coming.

Laila Moretti was on the verge of making her UFC dream a reality. A standout in the regional circuit, she was one win away from a contract—until a crushing defeat shattered her confidence. Convinced she’s not cut out for the big leagues, she walks away from the cage, her coach, and the future she fought for.

Harlow Hayes doesn’t believe in limits—only opportunities. Running an underground fight promotion takes nerve, ambition, and a willingness to play dirty. She’s built an empire on giving fighters a shot the system never would. But the audience craves blood, and with her reputation on the line, she needs a star who can do more than survive—she needs someone who can win.

When Laila steps into Harlow’s world, she sees the fighter Laila refuses to believe she is. Their attraction is undeniable, their ambitions impossible to ignore, and as the lines between business and something far more dangerous begin to blur, Harlow faces a push Laila to reclaim the dream she abandoned or admit she’s already lost sight of her own.

Tara: This just sounds really cool.

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Dork Tower ([syndicated profile] dorktower_feed) wrote2025-09-08 05:00 am

INSANE CHARITY BIKE RIDE 2025 – LUCKY 13!

Posted by John Kovalic

For the thirteenth year, I’m taking to a bicycle, to help raise money to help local farmers get fresh-food to local low-income and elderly households.

This year will be different, however. IF we can hit the $20,000 goal:

(a) I will cycle with the Duck of Doom on my helmet, but more importantly

(b) That will bring the grand total of all Insane Charity Bike Rides (2011-2025) to A QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS!

A few things to note:

  • The original Munchkin card art at the $375 and above levels will be from a MAJOR upcoming Munchkin release. How major? I can’t say what it its, but it will be announced at Gamehole Con in October, and it should blow your socks off! You won’t want to miss it!
  • I’ve added Sponsorship levels, so companies can pick up advertising at DorkTower.com that is 100% a charitable deduction, tax-wise. These may be added to any level.
  • The 2024 swag went out later than I had hoped. This was entirely on me. I shall endeavor this year to have all swag sent off by US Thanksgiving, 2025.
  • Due to a terribly busy summer, this is the latest I’ve ever launched an Insane Charity Bike Ride campaign, so I’m kind of worried about hitting the $20,000 goal. But I have hope…

SUPPORT LEVELS AND REWARDS

ANY donation – The 2025 Coloring Book PDF . Look, even simply getting the word out helps, but nothing beats cash. I realize money is tight these days all round, but any amount helps, no matter how small. Donate, and you will get a PDF of the brand-new coloring book (hopefully celebrating the $250,000 landmark).

$35The 2025 Munchkin Charity Postcard and the 2025 Coloring Book PDF.

$75 The 2025 Army of Dorkness Sergeant Button, the 2025 Postcard the 2025 Coloring Book PDF

$125Kovalic’s Munchkin Miscellany – I’ve a few copies of this comic book left from the Munchkin BIG BOX Kickstarter, and Steve Jackson Games has graciously allowed me to use these for charity purposes.

There’s lots of nifty stories and favorite bits of art in this, and it’s a ton of fun! Also, you get the Button, 2025 Postcard, Munchkin Miscellany and the 2025 Coloring Book PDF (14 of 15 remaining)

$200 All 12 prior Insane Charity Bike Ride Postcards, Munchkin Miscellany, the 2025 Button, 2025 Postcard, and the 2025 Coloring Book PDF (8 of 10 remaining)

$300The 2025 Gamehole Con plushie, Karlos the Kobold, Munchkin Miscellany, Button, 2025 Postcard, the 2025 Coloring Book PDF (20 of 20 remaining)

$375Original Munchkin Art!!! As always, I don’t sell original Munchkin art. This is the only way you can obtain a piece, and the upcoming release this year’s art will be selected from will be HUGE. Plus, Munchkin Miscellany, the 2025 Button, all 12 prior Postcards, 2025 Postcard, the 2025 Coloring Book PDF (16 of 20 remaining)

$600 – Be among the first to read THE DORK WEB, the new Dork Tower collection, along with a DORK WEB T-shirt and a Gilly the Perky Goth plushie along with a limited signed and sketched-in edition of the book itself, when it’s released in early 2026! Plus All Prior Postcards, Original Munchkin Art, Kobold plushie, Munchkin Miscellany, Button, Postcard the 2025 Coloring Book PDF (10 of 10 remaining)

$1000Appear in a Dork Tower Comic! You, your frtiend, your family, or even a pet will appear in a Dork Tower strip! We can talk about how best to fit you or your loved one into a strip. You also get Original Art, a pre-publication copy of The Dork Web PDF, T-shirt, Signed and Sketched limited edition copy of the Dork Web when published, Gilly the Perky Goth Plushie, All Prior Postcards, Original Munchkin Art, Kobold, Munchkin Miscellany, Button, Postcard the 2025 Coloring Book PDF (2 of 2 remaining)

$2,000Become an Official Munchkin Card! You, a friend, your family, or even a pet will become an official Munchkin card! You also get 100 printed cards and the card’s original art, along with a pre-publication copy of The Dork Web PDF, T-shirt, Signed and Sketched limited edition copy of the Dork Web when published, Gilly the Perky Goth Plushie, All Prior Postcards, Original Munchkin Art, Kobold, Munchkin Miscellany, Button, Postcard the 2025 Coloring Book PDF (2 of 2 remaining)

SPONSORSHIP LEVEL 1Add $1,250 to any level for six months of ads on DorkTower.com. The ads may be changed up to four times and may include Dork Tower characters. (4 of 4 remaining)

SPONSORSHIP LEVEL 2Add $2,000 to any level for a full year of ads on DorkTower.com. The ads may be changed up to eight times and may include Dork Tower characters. (2 of 2 remaining)

PLEASE NOTE, there may be an added cost for shipping the physical rewards outside of the United States, depending on the whims of the current US administration. We apologize deeply for this, and will contact supporters as the time approaches.

STRETCH GOALS

Hitting $5,000 – A sticker commemorating the 13th Insane Charity Bike Ride campaign will be included with all physical orders.

Hitting $10,000 – I’ll ride with the Steve Jackson Games Tentacles of Doom again!

Hitting $15,000 – A unique Munchkin card commemorating the 13th Insane Charity Bike Ride campaign will be included with all physical orders.

Hitting $20,000 – THE DUCK! THE DUCK! THE DUCK! I’ll ride with the Steve Jackson Games Duck of Doom on my helmet again!

Hitting $25,000 – (To be announced. Mmmmmmmmaybe the second duck? Hmmmmmmmm?)

I’m TOTALLY nervous about making the goal this year, but let’s help local farmers help local families, and do some more good for the world!

  • John

 

Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-09-08 03:30 pm

Recommended Reads, Alexis Daria, & More

Posted by Amanda

All Superheroes Need PR

RECOMMENDED: All Superheroes Need PR  by Elizabeth Stephens is $1.99! Thank you to everyone who let us know about this sale. We ran a positive guest review of this one recently:

All in all, this book was a fun romp. There were some truly wild moments of alien biology I won’t spoil, but they were more amusing than horrific. Roland and Vanessa’s tension and chemistry was truly delicious. Their physical relationship was a bit of a slow burn but well worth the wait. 

He’s a villain looking for a hero rebrand. She’s the marketing genius who can make it happen in this fantastical romantic comedy by the author of the Beasts of Gatamora series.

Over two decades ago, forty-eight young, gifted superheroes fell to Earth and were eventually marketed as opposing heroes and villains. Now, one exceptionally gruff bad guy is looking to hop teams. Hello, PR director Vanessa Theriot.

His real name is Roland Casteel a.k.a. the Pyro. First, swap that with the less incinerating the Wyvern. Next, put him in spandex to highlight that near-godlike body. Finally, give that hero in training a heroine—if Vanessa will play the part in a pretend romance guaranteed to make the city swoon. She’s game. As shy as Vanessa is, it’s her job to be Roland’s very own Lois Lane. Who knew that fake dating would change their worlds?

But falling head over heels for real makes for a dangerous shift in the narrative. A monstrous supervillain is bringing out Roland’s bad side again. This time, it’s to save a woman who, against all the odds, is becoming the human love of his superhero life.

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Along Came Amor

Along Came Amor by Alexis Daria is $1.99! This is book three in the Primas of Power series. This came out in May and I think is the third (and final?) book in the series.

From the international bestselling author of You Had Me at Hola and A Lot Like Adiós comes a steamy love story of a divorced schoolteacher who discovers that her perfect no-strings fling is anything but…

No strings

After Ava Rodriguez’s now-ex-husband declares he wants to “follow his dreams”—which no longer include her—she’s left questioning everything she thought she wanted. So when a handsome hotelier flirts with her, Ava vows to stop overthinking and embrace the opportunity for an epic one-night-stand complete with a penthouse suite, rooftop pool, and buckets of champagne.

No feelings

Roman Vasquez’s sole focus is the empire he built from the ground up. He lives and dies by his schedule, but the gorgeous stranger grimacing into her cocktail glass inspires him to change his plans for the evening. At first, it’s easy for Roman to agree to Ava’s rules: no strings, no feelings. But one night isn’t enough, and the more they meet, the more he wants.

No falling in love

Roman is the perfect fling, until Ava sees him at her cousin’s engagement party—as the groom’s best man, no less! Suddenly, maintaining her boundaries becomes a lot more complicated as she tries to hide the truth of their relationship from her family. However, Roman isn’t content being her dirty little secret, and he doesn’t just want more, he wants everything. With her future uncertain and her family pressuring her from all sides, Ava will have to decide if love is worth the risk—again.

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Homemaker

RECOMMENDED: Homemaker by Ruthie Knox and Annie Mare is $2.49 at Amazon! Sarah reviewed this and gave it a B+:

Homemaker is extremely, vibrantly feminist, though Prairie is not so much angry all the time (she is sometimes) as she is fed up and unafraid to point out all of the ways that women’s perceptions, labor, and accomplishments are devalued – unless that women’s work makes the man in her life look good to other people.

When a former friend and devoted mother vanishes, a confident homemaker turned amateur sleuth follows an unexpected trail of scandals and secrets to find her.

Prairie Nightingale is both the midlife mother of two teenage girls and a canny entrepreneur who has turned homemaking into a salaried profession. She’s also fascinated with the gritty details of other people’s lives. So when seemingly perfect Lisa Radcliffe, a member of her former mom-friends circle, suddenly disappears, it’s in Prairie’s nature to find out why.

Given her innate talent for vital pattern recognition, Prairie is out to catch a few clues by taking a long, hard look at everyone in Lisa’s life—and uncovering their secrets. Including Lisa’s. Prairie’s dogged curiosity is especially irritating to FBI agent Foster Rosemare, the first interesting man Prairie has met since her divorce. His square jaw and sharp suits don’t hurt.

But even as the investigation begins to wreak havoc on Prairie’s carefully tended homelife, she’s resolved to use her multivalent homemaking skills to solve the mystery of a missing mom—and along the way discover the thrill of her new sleuthing ambitions.

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Not In My Book

Not in My Book by Katie Holt is $1.99! This came out in December and was mentioned in Hide Your Wallet. This is an enemies to lovers romance with aspiring writers.

**Rosie writes romance novels and listens to Taylor Swift on loop. Aiden is a literary fiction writer who doesn’t believe in happy endings. They’re about to write a book together—what could go wrong?

The Hating Game meets Beach Read in this sexy and hilarious enemies-to-lovers romance from a debut Peruvian-Tennessean voice.**

Rosie, an idealistic and passionate Peruvian American, leaves her Tennessee hometown to pursue her dream of making it in New York as a writer. But her plan is derailed when she ends up in class with her archnemesis and ex-crush, Aiden Huntington—an obnoxious, surly, and gorgeous literary fiction writer who doesn’t have much patience for the romance genre or for Rosie.

Rosie and Aiden regularly go to verbal battle in workshop until their professor reaches her breaking point. She allows them to stay in her class on one condition: they must cowrite a novel that blends their genres.

The reluctant writing duo can’t help but put pieces of themselves into their accidentally steamy novel, and their manuscript-in-progress provides an outlet for them to confess their feelings—and explore their attraction toward each other.

When Rosie and Aiden find themselves competing against each other for a potentially career-changing opportunity, the flames of old rivalry reignite, and their once-in-a-lifetime love story is once again at risk of being shelved—unless they can find a way to end the book on their own terms.

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Cake Wrecks ([syndicated profile] cakewrecks_feed) wrote2025-09-08 01:00 pm

Oops! They Did It Again

Posted by Jen

Will you guys ever get tired of seeing wedding missed marks? 'Cuz I'm thinking, "no."

Let's test that theory, shall we?

 

What the bride wanted:

What the bride got:

That'll buff out.

 

A lovely leaf motif:

And a lovely...oh good grief:

Actually, that leaf design is so popular I have two wedding wrecks based on it:

Whoah. This baker needs to make like a tree, and get out of tree decorations.

(Hm. I feel like that line didn't go quite right. Maybe I should follow it up with something clever.)

So.

YEAH.

(Theeere we go.)

This next one's in reverse order; here's what Anthony L's bakery replaced another bakery's initial wreck with, and with only an hour and a half to do so before the wedding started:

Not bad for less than two hours' work, right?

 

Especially when you compare what the original cake (again, from another bakery) looked like:

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like Play-Doh? I keep expecting it to spring to life, claymation style. And then maybe turn into a giant demon dog and terrorize a nerdy New York accountant.

Just me?

 

Here's a fun, modern pattern:

Aaaaand the fun stops HERE:

It's never a good sign when your cake is crying.

 

Goodness gracious, great balls on wires!

Seriously. They're like shiny little bubbles of joy - totally cute.

 

These, on the other hand, are just...

...balls.

 

Thanks to Krista V., Emily B., Allison I., Anthony L., Tempest J., & Sarah B. for feeding our horrible wedding wreck obsession.

*****

P.S. In case your life was missing a set of cat butt magnets, I found you some:

Cat Butt Magnets

There's also a set for dogs.

You're welcome.


:D

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-09-08 07:00 am

Cover Snark: Does Jane Austen Know About This?

Posted by Amanda

Welcome back to Cover Snark!

Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen. A new illustrated cover. The background is bubblegum pink with Austen's name over and over again in rows. Flowers with green leaves and purple petals line the edges. A woman in a pink turtleneck and pink pattern skirt is facing a man with her hands on his shoulders. She has white, chin length hair with the top layer pulled up into two space buns. The man has on a purple vest and a teal checkered long sleeved shirt. He has dark, shoulder length hair.

Sarah: The whole set of new covers is killing me.

There are forwards by Tessa Bailey, Ali Hazelwood and Alexis Hall and others.

Elyse: I don’t remember a court jester in those books

Maya: In every iteration, the checkerboard pattern shirt makes no sense to me

Elyse: Also are people going to pick up those books expecting the characters not to be white?

Sarah: I didn’t know Emma was a poly romance

it looks like a rather smoking hot triad from the cover. Is this a revised edition?

Amanda: Okay a couple questions. They say that there are forewords by prominent YA authors. Half of them aren’t. Like Alexis Hall and Tessa Bailey.

Sarah: yet another example of ‘clearly I am not the audience’

Amanda: Also the covers make them seem like contemporary retellings but I don’t think they are?

Sarah: Very contemporary. How far is the distance between the vibe of the cover illustration and the actual text of the book? Miles? Nautical miles? Light years?

Amanda: Nothing in the jacket copy could tell me either way.

Keeper by Hope Ford. A man in jeans is looking down at his crotch. He has a red zipper hoodie on that is zipped open. His chest has a set of wings by the sternum and pecs. His belly button has a biohazard symbol.

Carrie: He looks like he’s cold but can’t figure out how his zipper works

Sarah: Shirts! Shirts are a great choice!

Kiki: Wash your belly-button, bud.

That tattoo is reminding me of a radioactive symbol.

Sarah: I think it is?

No, it’s not I’m wrong.

Kiki: I thought it was too, so I have to assume his belly button has got some stuff going on.

Amanda: It’s a biohazard sign which I think might be worse.

Kiki: That’s it! Yeah, that’s absolutely worse.

Sarah: You don’t want your belly button to be a biohazard.

I remember when mine nearly turned inside out while I was pregnant. I looked like a torpedo, all out in front. But I wasn’t a biohazard. I was cute.

Maid for Each Other by Lynn Painter. A lilac background and an illustrated cover.  The hero is on the left looking at the heroine. he is in a suit and has his hand behind his head. The heroine is on the right and positioned a little farther down. She has long red hair with a white clip pinning the side back. She has on a baby pink dress and black converse shoes. A red bucket is at her feet and she's trying to hide a mop behind her back.

Amanda: That looks like a child.

Sarah: oh gosh, yeah…it does.

Lara: Major ick.

Sarah: I wonder why that is. The height difference, for sure, but also the hair and the long nightgown looking dress?

Kiki: I think all of that, combined with her hiding the mop behind her back, is really giving it a “I hope dad doesn’t find out!” vibe.

Sarah: It’s really interesting that we’re agreeing but there are so many little things leading us to that impression

Amanda: I also think there’s a teen movie where the main character wear’s converse to prom, but I’m blanking.

Sarah: Also that the illustrated dress looks too big for her, like she’s wearing an adult’s clothing and she’s small.

Rescued by Bears by Skye Mackinnon. A headless shirtless man with two bears beside him. One bear is on all fours and the other bear is on his back legs, standing behind the other bear. Everything has a blue hue laid over it. The man has lots of droplets (maybe sweat?) on his abs.

From Melodie: Today’s bears seem to be smirking? The one on all fours seems to be outright laughing. Do they know something about the cover model that we don’t?

Sarah: Those bears are not rescuing him. They’re mocking him.

“Aw, look who went out into the frigid national parks with no fur and no clothes!”

Amanda: Is he interrupting the bears having sex?

Sarah: If so they don’t seem too mad about it.

 

Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-09-08 06:00 am

Giveaway: Romance Reader’s Journal

Posted by SB Sarah

A dark red cover that reads Romance Reader's Journal in loopy script in pink outlined in white. In the center is a lit match with a flame, and the head of the match is a heart Hey, guess what?

I wrote (part of) a book!

This one right here, Romance Reader’s Journal: A Log for Book Lovers & Lovers in Books!

This is, as the title states, a prompted journal for romance readers, created by Chronicle Books.

They asked me to write portions of the book, and wow, was that fun!

I think the section I’m most proud of are the recommendation lists. I wanted to make sure that current and classic titles were included, and I’m really, really pleased with how it turned out.

Y’all, I think this journal is really nice.

The pages are printed on a luscious paper, and there are coloring pages, games, challenges, and plenty of pages on which to record, rate, and review your romances.

A ratings page. It spans two pages and includes fields such asMy Reads Title Author Book Release Year Subgenres/Tropes Recommended by Why did I pick this book up? Who would love this book? Overall Rating DNF TBRR Summary of the book Start Date End Date Book No. Spice Rating Favorite characters Favorite moments Favorite quotes Review
A sample rating page

This would make a marvelous gift for a romance reader, especially one who loves a journal. You can find it on Amazon, or at Bookshop.org. 

But I have four copies to give away!

If you’d like to win a copy for yourself (or to give to someone else!) just comment below and recommend a romance you’d want to include in this journal if it were yours. Any year, any genre, but one book that you’d want to write down, and write about.

Standard disclaimers apply: We are not being compensated for this giveaway. Please note that I do not receive royalties from this book. Must be over 18 and ready to read, record, and revel in how great your taste is when it comes to romance novels! Open to international residents where permitted by applicable law. Entries will end around noon on Thursday 11 September 2025, and winners will be announced and notified shortly afterward.

It is truly a special thrill to see the finished copies of something you worked on arrive in the mail, and I’m very excited to share copies with some of y’all. Good luck!

APOD ([syndicated profile] apod_feed) wrote2025-09-08 05:40 am
Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-09-07 06:04 pm

Wisconsin Sheep and Wool 2025 Recap

Posted by Elyse

It’s one of my favorite weekends of the year– the Wisconsin Sheep and Wool Festival–but this year it felt a little bit like a letdown. There seemed to be fewer vendors and less stock, meaning that even though I went early on the first day a lot of the specialty colorways I was looking for were already sold out.

First of all, I attend the event every year with friends and I wasn’t the only one who thought that while the crowd size seemed the same, there were fewer vendors and more space in the “country store” barns where most of the yarn, notions and other crafts are sold.

One of my favorite vendors is Oink Pigments, and every year I look forward to their specialty colorway for the event. Even though we arrived pretty early she was down to three skeins and none of them were sock yarn. Fortunately she was happy to dye a skein to order for me.

Three skeins of lavender yarn shot through with pink and orange sit next to an antique trunk under a sign that says HAUL THE WAY TO EYE an exclusive Colorway only at Wisconsin sheep and wool 2025

The larger vendors were still there, but it seemed like some of the smaller ones were not. I did manage to find a few new vendors, though.

Knitz and Pearls had a bunch of yarn that glows under a blacklight that appealed to my 80’s and 90’s child neon loving heart.

Skeins of yarn glow under a blacklight with a large pink glowing shawl hung in the shape of a bat over skeins that glow green, yellow, purple, and pink

I also find Fiber MacGyver (can we just take a minute to appreciate the name) and their adorable mushroom sock yet. They even gave out the little camper stitch stoppers with each purchase.

A partially knitted colorwork sock with mushrooms in front of a few sock sets. The sock is a yellow green with red and white mushrooms. The bottom row is marked in place by tiny teal and white camper trailers

There were also yarn trucks there, which, rather than selling products from a single vendor, sold several different brands of yarns and notions similar to a little yarn shop on wheels.

yarn trucks parked along the edge of the fairgrounds. There are baskets and tubs alongside the campers and trucks

And of course people still had their beautiful projects to show off, like this colorwork sweater.

A colorwork sweater with Halloween themes. The base is dark dark purple, with rows around the yoke of ravens, candelabras in pink, blue crystal balls, and ghosts in white in two sizes. below the body rows which have a polka dot pattern is the hem, and above the hem are tiny blue gravestones. The end of one sleeve has green RIP gravestones and the other has what looks like pink umbrellas?

So what do I think is happening?

I suspect the smaller stock and fewer vendors has to do with uncertainty regarding tariffs. Not a lot of wool is actually produced in the US, meaning a lot of dyers purchase their stock from overseas.

I don’t dye yarn but I do buy finished, dyed yarn from a few vendors in Europe and this year there has been a ton of delays and uncertainty regarding shipping and cost. A lot of shipments have taken much longer than usual, and some producers aren’t shipping to the US at all.

If you’re interested in further reading, Slate has an article on tariffs and knitting.

I’ll be going to the New York Sheep and Wool Festival next month (aka Rhinebeck) and I’ll be very interested to see how it compares to other years.

I still managed to find some cute yarn this year and I’ve already started a project so obviously it wasn’t a bust.

Four bundles of autumn colored yarns. the top is deep wine, purple and gold, the second one is a pale blue and cream with speckled brown and gold, kind of like Indian corn, the third is salmon colored, the fourth is dark grey and gold, then a set of wine, white, dark green and light green

Have you been to any fiber festivals lately? Have you noticed a difference year over year?

Cake Wrecks ([syndicated profile] cakewrecks_feed) wrote2025-09-07 01:00 pm

Sunday Sweets: Taste The Rainbo

Posted by number1

Who says you have to have a white wedding? These bright beauties are proof you can have your color and eat it, too.

Daisies are red, violets are blue...

By Sweet Disposition Cakes


Okay, before we head to the Epcot bunker: they're actually hand-painted poppies, and they're beautiful!


Orange you glad I found this gorgeous cake?

By iHeartCakes


Such a great color. Everything should look that cheerful.

Or, if that's too much orange (never!), here's a way to stand out with classic black and white:

By The Clever Little Cupcake Company


Look at the little bows! Clever, indeed.

 

This mellow yellow is a stunning way to add some unique detail:

By The Couture Cakery

Okay, those may actually be daisies.


Still, I'm a girl who wants more bang for her buck:

By Superfine Bakery

BANG!
I love the vintage feel.

For a more elegant style, this bakery muted the colors and added more feminine detail:

By Criollo Cakes

Those piped pearls are divine!


If this doesn't make you green with envy, I'm not sure what will:

By Bella Cupcakes

Wedding in the garden, perhaps?


How about a classic design with a kick?

By Pink Cake Box

Going green has never been more tasteful.


This blue beauty was inspired by sun-printing:

By Once Wed

Totally mod - and what a cool technique!


Moving down the spectrum, these violet violets are just adorable on a modern cube cake:

Made by BethAnn at Studio Cake Design

Simply beautiful.


And if you can't decide on just one color, why not use them all?

By Sweet Element

I love love love this striped summertime sweet. I only hope they used Fruit Stripe gum for wedding favors.


However, I don't think I've ever found a wedding "cake" I love more than this:

By Maki's Cakes

Rainbow-colored cake spheres? Roy G. Biv would be proud!

Happy Sunday!

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-09-07 09:00 am

SBTB Bestsellers: August 23 – September 5

Posted by Amanda

The latest bestseller list is brought to you by scented candles, firm hugs, and our affiliate sales data.

  1. Somewhere Beyond the Sea by TJ Klune Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  2. Nettle & Bone by T. Kingfisher Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  3. The Chief by Monica McCarty Amazon | B&N | Kobo | GooglePlay
  4. Writing Mr. Wrong by Kelley Armstrong Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  5. The Just City by Jo Walton Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  6. The Nothing Girl by Jodi Taylor Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  7. To Beguile a Beast by Elizabeth Hoyt Amazon | B&N | Kobo | GooglePlay
  8. Back After This by Linda Holmes Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  9. A Novel Love Story by Ashley Poston Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  10. Six Crimson Cranes by Elizabeth Lim Amazon | B&N | Kobo

I hope your weekend reading was comforting!

Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-09-07 06:00 am

Sunday Sale Digest!

Posted by Amanda

This piece of literary mayhem is exclusive to Smart Bitches After Dark, but fret not. If you'd like to join, we'd love to have you!

Have a look at our membership options, and come join the fun!

If you want to have a little extra fun, be a little more yourself, and be part of keeping the site open for everyone in the future, we can’t wait to see you in our new subscription-based section with exclusive content and events.

Everything you’re used to seeing at the Hot Pink Palace that is Smart Bitches Trashy Books will remain free as always, because we remain committed to fostering community among brilliant readers who love romance.